Who’d have teenagers?

175 teen 192076Look at this house. What a mess! Who’d have teenagers, hey Scottie? Yeah, you can wag your tail – you don’t have to clear up after them. What have you got there? Sorry, mate. No time to play just now. Later. OK? Good boy.

Who’s room shall we tackle first? Suzie’s? Good plan, Scottie. The easy one first. Quick dust, hoover, undies in the laundry basket and we’re done.

Right, no point in putting it off. Toby’s room. Be surprised if there’s any floor showing. I suppose it cuts down on the hoovering. He’d hate it if someone tidied it up but I guess someone has to. He’d keep asking me where something is though… he’d not look in the drawers and still ask. OK. Oxygen mask? check. Gloves? Check. Shovel? Check. Oh, wow. Well done, Toby. OK who are you trying to impress?

Tidying done. Dusting done. Just need to hoover. Can even get under his bed. Oh no, what’s that? Pink? Lace? Toby!

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