I’m sorry, you’ve been kidnapped

169 kidnap 601408“I’m sorry, you’ve been kidnapped.”

“You can’t put that!”

“Why not? It’s true.”

“That you’re sorry?”

“It’s a stupid idea.”

“They’ve got to know why they’re here.”

“We tied them up and bundled them into a van. I think they’ll guess why-”

“Alright, smart arse. What do you suggest?”

“They’ll recognise the writing.”

“Then ring one of their mobiles and disguise your voice.”

“How are they going to answer it with their hands tied behind-”

“That was your idea.”

“Yes, but not to bring them all.”

“We get more money for three of them.”

“From who? Who’s going to pay the ransom?”

“Erm… They’ve got someone, surely?”

“There are only the three of them. You’ve seen the movies, read the books.”

“Yeah, but…”

“And they’re feisty little-”

“Feisty. You’re telling me. One of them tried to bite-”

“We should have learned our lesson after you tried to blow down their-”

“Not so little pigs after all, are they?”

“No, Wolfie, they’re not.”


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