Sharp edges

As Natalie threw the mug at the wall, she growled, “You weren’t supposed to move!”

“You wanted to get me?” Dan whimpered.

“Only a little.”

“You threw a mug!”

“Bone china, breaks easily.”

“With sharp edges.”

“You started it!”

“You shouldn’t have asked if you didn’t want me to be honest.”

“I was expecting you to lie!”

“How was I supposed to know that?”

“You’re a man.”

“I’ve never been asked before.”

“Never?”

Dan shook his head. “Suppose they didn’t need to.”

“What does that mean?”

“Confidence. They seemed to…”

Dan swerved as another mug flew over his right shoulder. “Oy! That was my Man U mug. At least pick one of yours.”

“I did… the first time.”

“Pick another one of yours this time.”

“What do you mean this time?”

“Well, you know that training course I said I’d been on…”

***

** NEW!! You can now subscribe to the mixed blog on your Kindle / Kindle app!

See http://www.amazon.co.uk/gp/product/B008E88JN0

or http://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B008E88JN0 for outside the UK **

You can sign up to receive these blog posts daily or weekly so you don’t miss anything. You can contact me and find me on the internetview my Books (including my debut novel!) and I also have a blog creation / maintenance service especially for, but not limited to, writers.

Unfortunately, as I post an interview a day (amongst other things) I can’t review books but I have a feature called ‘Short Story Saturdays’ where I review stories of up to 2,500 words. Alternatively if you have a short story or self-contained novel extract / short chapter (ideally up to 1000 words) that you’d like critiqued and don’t mind me reading it / talking about and critiquing it (I send you the transcription afterwards so you can use the comments or ignore them) 🙂 on my ‘Bailey’s Writing Tips’ podcast, then do email me. They are fortnightly episodes, usually released on Sundays, interweaving the recordings between the red pen sessions with the hints & tips episodes. I am now also looking for flash fiction (<1000 words) for Flash Fiction Fridays and poetry for Post-weekend Poetry.

Advertisements