Nita readings

It was a cold snap the day that Matthew was born. Fifteen hours I was in labour. Bleedin’ freezin’ I was too, but was he grateful? Never was, never has been, never comes to visit neither. Miserable old… no, Nita, the man doesn’t want to know about that. Come to tell me, haven’t you?

1929. Between the wars, ‘the golden years’, my dad used to say. Said we never had it so good before… now, who was it? Wilson? MacMillan? Churchill? One of those.

I was one of twins. Florrie’s in an old people’s home – not as compos mentis as me, poor thing.

Cold snap back then too… October 1929, one of the coldest on record, of course only up to then, got colder after that, global cooling as they say now. Mum couldn’t have had it as bad as when I had Matthew though… starch and bare; everything about that hospital was starch and bare… grey walls, grey linen, grey matron. I reckon they named a battleship after her… like Hattie Jacques in Carry on Matron, only there weren’t no laughing that day. I was happy of course, despite the cold. Ted wasn’t best pleased; he’d wanted a girl… unusual that for a man, thought they all wanted a football team, but he grew to love him when we were told we weren’t going to have any more. Closer to him than I was in the end… thick as thieves, which is why they ended up inside. Didn’t need to, we weren’t as bad off as some.

So where do you want me? In the lounge? Do you use a crystal ball or is it those tarot cards?

Sorry, what?

Meter readings?

Oh… yes… just through here.


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