This is my mother we’re talking about
Standing in front of the supermarket’s shelves, Stacey knew she wanted something different.
“Why don’t we just go for chocolates and a bottle of plonk like we usually do?” Trevor said, looking at the exit.
“Fine for any old birthday but this is her seventieth.”
“She won’t be expecting anything flash. What you’ve arranged is already plenty.”
“A Red Letter Day Pool Party is hardly special.”
“But it’s who goes, not what happens, surely.”
“What about a charity thing? Buy an African village some goats.”
“She’s too patriotic.”
“Sponsor a donkey over here then.”
“She likes animals but donkeys make her sneeze.”
“Erm… OK. What about skydiving?”
“Afraid of heights.”
“That rules out a hot air balloon trip, then. So something on the ground. Brands Hatch or Silverstone.”
“Dad doing any more than seventy on the M1 makes her nervous.”
“How about… no, maybe not.”
“Something I read about in the paper the other day but…”
“She likes animals…”
“The hairless kind, yes.”
“How about a python circus?”
“A python circus.”
“As in Monty Python.”
“No, as in zoo.”
“I don’t know about that…”
“Oh, I do.”
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