Double trouble

“She looks lost.”

“She’s not lost.”

“She’s looking around like she’s lost.”

“She’s taking in the scenery.”

“She doesn’t look very…”

“…happy.”

“No.”

“We should speak to her.”

“We should.”

“You might frighten her.”

“No, you might.”

“Why me?”

“You’re bigger.”

“No, I’m not.”

“Are too. She’s coming this way.”

“She’s looking at us.”

“No, she’s not.”

“Schhh.”

“You’re the loud one.”

“And you’re the ugly one.”

“You’re stupid. Loud and stupid.”

“I can change, you’re still ugly.”

“She’s turning away.”

“Where’s she going?”

“She looks lost.”

“She’s not lost.”

“She’s looking around like she’s lost.”

“She’s taking in the scenery.”

“She doesn’t look very…”

“happy.”

“No.”

“We should speak to her.”

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Inspired by http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tweedledum_and_Tweedledee 🙂

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