They always look at the shoes

Oh God, they’re so young.

Inexperienced. Yes, Jeffrey, they’re young and inexperienced. Your CV is much longer, stronger.

They can’t be ageist these days. You’re here, you just have to shine.

My shoes. No! Why did I forget to polish my shoes? First impressions – they always look at your shoes. Maybe if I start talking as soon as I get in there they won’t have a chance. One of them will. Do they really need four people to interview me?

Two… four… six… eight… nine, ten, eleven. Plus me. Twelve. Is that total or just this round? Sales is popular, I guess.

3.20. Ten minutes. So am I next or… the door’s opening!

She’s younger than they are. I’ve got no hope.

Jones. Good. Not me. We get 10 minutes then or…?

Another door. 30s I reckon. OK, that’s better. Thompson.

Ah, so four people interviewing but not together. Phew. 50/50 chance then. Two more doors. Next or next after next.

Right, third’s opening. Another young one. Maybe 30s is as good as it gets. If I’m lucky they’ll see me as a father figure… wise… mature. Besides, you need to have had a life to sell life insurance.

Door 4… has to be door 4. Yes! My age. Smart. OK. I’m smart. Rawlings… that’s me!

Oh no, he’s looking at my shoes.

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